Welcome to "Fox & Rat" Virtual Series (FRVS), the very first and longest running virtual series for "The X-Files". FRVS began back on Sunday, 5 September 1999 as a silly comedy starring Fox Mulder and Alex Krycek with the first story posted to an eGroups mailing list! The series follows the friendly and rivalrous adventures of Fox Mulder, Alex Krycek, and all their Super Buddies. Whether by ground, by sea, or air there's always much fun and games to be had. Though all bright and happy, there's still the dark side lingering when the Cigarette-Smoking Man and his - not so almighty - goons try to disrupt the flow of love and friendship between Mulder and his Super Buddies, with their alien government conspiracies."Fox & Rat" Virtual Series' win in the 2005 Virtual Series Awards for Best Drama and Best Comedy solidified its place in virtual series fandom history as the only virtual series to win in two very different categories. "Fox & Rat" Virtual Series is not a procedural comedy or drama. The series does focus on their jobs at the FBI, but also dives heavily into their personal lives. Some episodes are flat-out slapstick comedy and others are heart wrenching, angstful, character driven dramas. At times even action likes to explode on the screen. We've got a little bit of everything for everyone.If you've never seen an episode of "The X-Files" you will not be lost while reading "Fox & Rat" Virtual Series. We do not rely on the original mythology and character development created by the writers of the show which our series is based.If you're a first time reader to "Fox & Rat, welcome! We hope you enjoy the story and the ride! And if you are a long-time fan, you must have had a very specific Google search to find us again! Welcome home, Super Buddy!

"You only spoof the thing you love, there's no fun in ribbing a bad movie. It's too easy. You have to have a target you respect, one that's big enough to stand up to parody." 
- Mel Brooks

History

Sunday, 5 September 1999 - the very first episode of "Fox & Rat" Virtual Series (FRVS) is posted online to the Diana Fowley Haters Brigade (DFHB) eGroups mailing list. The episode was called "Lucky Charms vs. Cheerios," and it sparked so much positive feedback and encouragement to keep on writing stories about Fox Mulder and Alex Krycek being rivalrous friends that more and more stories were written, and the very first "The X-Files" virtual series was born.At first the stories of FRVS were on a site called "Fox and Alex Build A Wesbite", which was a site set up as if Mulder and Krycek ran the site themselves. The episodes were in a section called "The Adventures of Fox and Alex". After the first season of stories, we decided that we wanted to do more seasons so FAABAW and "The Adventures of Fox and Alex" transformed into "Fox & Rat" as you know it today.When we began writing our stories we had no idea how long the series would run. We had no idea how to write (sorry about that! <--- re: the first four seasons of FRVS). We were still teenagers and had no idea what we were starting. We had no idea how to plot an arc. We only knew that we wanted to see the characters of "The X-Files" in silly situations.Eventually "The X-Files" got rid of Mulder, and brought on a brand new character, John Doggett. We used this as an opportunity to add more characters to FRVS. With the addition of new characters on "The X-Files" TV series characters such as Knowle Rohrer, Brad Follmer, Monica Reyes, Shannon McMahon and Robert Comer became key characters in the episodes of "Fox & Rat".Unlike "The X-Files" TV series (nine seasons) and movies (two), "Fox & Rat" (ten seasons and two movies) took a head-first leap into developing, following-through with, and finishing the alien mytharc.FRVS began as FAABAW and has grown to become one of the better known "The X-Files" virtual series on the world wide web. FRVS never catered to majority preferences and views of the X-Files online fandom (despite constant pestering by unloyal FRVS reader wannabes). FRVS earned its loyal readers through the telling of silly stories, dramatic events, and because the writers wrote what they wanted to write, not what fans wanted them to write.And this is the quick and short version of how "Fox & Rat" Virtual Series came to be.

FRVS Staff

Dana Doggett (head writer, creator)
Little Albatross (head writer, creator)Ging Gorza (guest writer)
Nate West (guest writer)
Jill Emiliano (guest writer)
Mistress of X (guest writer)
Jenny (reviewer)
Cerasi J. (reviewer, guest writer)
Gothic Spook (reviewer, guest writer)
Emma Keturah (reviewer, guest writer)
Zeke Ramone (reviewer)

Inspirations

FRVS was inspired by "The X-Files" season 4 episodes "Tunguska" and "Terma". We enjoyed watching Mulder and Krycek working together so much that we felt this incessant need to write short stories about their rivalry and eventual friendship.Comedy. On "The X-Files" the characters are typically very serious and without many character quirks. We thought with FRVS that we'd spice them up a little and give them personality and a sense of humor.The films of Mel Brooks. We grew up on Mel Brooks (thanks, dad!) and... well we'll just let the following quote speak for us:"You only spoof the thing you love, there's no fun in ribbing a bad movie. It's too easy. You have to have a target you respect, one that's big enough to stand up to parody." - Mel Brooks

New to the series and want to let us know how much you love it? Got questions about the series or the site? Please let us know, we love to hear from our readers. To contact the creators of "Fox & Rat" Virtual Series (Dana Doggett and Little Albatross), please fill out the form and we may or may not get back to you! Either way, we thank you for your comments and support!

Frequently Asked Questions

Why in the world did you come back?
We're not necessarily "coming back", this is more of an archive of the series. That doesn't mean we might not write more, we just wanted it back online for ourselves and our readers (if they're still out there).More FAQ...

Behind The Scenes

Telling It Blunt: How FRVS Works
The way to run a virtual series, as done by the FRVS creators.Did You Know...
The things you never knew about the series, the seasons, the episodes, and the movies.

From The Series

Mulder & Krycek's Apartment Ground Rules
Those silly rules that Mulder and Krycek abide by.FRVS Music List
See what songs have been used in every season of FRVS.Super Buddies Theme Song
Stand up and cheer!
Stand up and cheer for Super Buddies!
For today we raise
The red and green for the world!
Yu-Rah-Rah!
Our Buddies are friendly
And we are bound to create world peace!
We've got the will!
Yu-Rah!
We've got the way!
Yu-Rah!
For this is Super Buddies winning day!

Trailers

And you thought "Fox & Rat" was just fanfic! Check out the video trailers for FRVS seasons and movies in here! We also have a series finale end credits video! Be sure to follow FRVS on YouTube!

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Back Stories

Learn more about favorite episodes and how they came to be.6x08 "Ice, Ice Baby"
by Cerasi J.6x17 "Such A Ruckus"
by Little Albatross8x06 "Close To You"
by Little Albatross

Awards

October 2005
From the Virtual Series Awards voting: Best Series, Best Drama, Best ComedyNovember 2004
From the Virtual Series Awards voting: Best Series, Best Alternate, Best Comedy, Best Producer

Wallpapers

Before 4k monitors and iPhones... there were screen resolutions at 800x600 or 1024x768 and we didn't know what 1080p was! Check out our 'classic' desktop wallpapers!

Fan Art

Artists featured: Nate West, ringosdiamond

Promotional Images

We put some weird stuff out there to advertise!

Miscellaneous

Random FRVS things that don't fit anywhere else.

And you thought "Fox & Rat" was just fanfic! Check out the video trailers for FRVS seasons and movies in here! We also have a series finale end credits video! Be sure to follow FRVS on YouTube!

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FRVS Season 8 Trailer

FRVS Season 9 Trailer

"Save The Future" Teaser Trailer

FRVS Series Finale Trailer

FRVS End Credits

1x00 "The Pilot"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek run into each other after having not seen the other since college. Chaos ensues on an airplane in the premiere episode of "Fox & Rat".1x01 "The Race"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: While shopping for groceries, Mulder discovers that Krycek is his neighbor.1x02 "Lucky Charms vs. Cheerios"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: October 18, 1999 (official post date to eGroup: September 5, 1999)
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek argue over what cereal to get...1x03 "Ten-Thirteen"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek on a road trip to nowhere, come across 1013 Productions.1x04 "Bad Boys"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder comes across tickets to the ballet and makes Krycek go with him.1x05 "Boys Will Be Boys"
Written by: Ging
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek discuss coming out of the closet.1x06 "The Fish"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder tries to clean his fish tank and the result is disasterous, or is it?1x07 "Their Final Destination" (1/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder drags Krycek on a road trip to a place he's always wanted to go ...1x08 "Their Final Destination" (2/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: The exciting conclusion to Part 1, will Krycek go UFO hunting with Mulder or will an unexpected turn of events change his life ... for the moment??1x09 "The Big Break"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: What happens when Mulder is left alone? A blind date and an interesting way to get a new roommate.1x10 "The Beating"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Make sure to have read "Their Final Destination" parts 1 and 2, and "The Big Break" for this is the return of Krycek.1x11 "Walking Into The Starlight"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: What happens when you cross a witch with Mulder, Skinner and Scully... and how does Krycek fit into it all... read on to find out.1x12 "The Karoke Bar"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek decide to have a life and invite Marita to go with them to a karoke bar, they run into some friends and Krycek entertains us just a bit.1x13 "The Cruise"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: The exciting season one finale/cliffhanger. The Lone Gunmen trick Mulder into going on a cruise with them (along with Krycek, Marita, Skinner and Scully) ... there is a surprise for him... oh and some surprise guests that will leave you wondering what will happen at the beginning of next season...

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2x01 "The Cruise: Part 2"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Continuation of "The Cruise". What will happen to the Magazine Girls? Will Krycek be saved by a miracle?2x02 "Ground Rules"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Since Mulder knocked down the wall between his apartment and Krycek's last season... some rules need to be made so they can live together in peace... but will it work?2x03 "Potatoe Salad & The Lazarus Bowl"
Story by: Nate
Air Date: 1999
Written by: Little Albatross
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder breaks Rule #1 and Krycek gets pissed... bullets fly.2x04 "The 'Scary' Movie"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Scully and Marita rent some scary movies nad find out a little something about Krycek while waiting for Skinner to show up.2x05 "Possessed Toilet"
Written by: Nate
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: Leprachauns, and new neighbors make for an interesting new adventure for Mulder and Krycek.2x06 "One of Those Days"
Written by: Ging
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG
Summary: New FBI agent, Jeffrey Spender finds out that he and Mulder may be ::: gasps ::: brothers!!2x07 "Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Written by: Ging
Air Date: 1999
Rating: PG-13 - For references to drug use
Summary: Scully happens upon Mulder, Krycek and Spender having a little fun... in the boys room.2x08 "Bluhp! Bluhp!"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: September 3, 2000
Rating: PG13 - some sexual suggestions
Summary: So what really goes on in Mulder and Krycek's apartment while they are out and about?2x09 "A Neurocromatic Biofilatic Christmas" (1/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: While attending a FBI Christmas party... the gang becomes suspicious of Krycek and what he is on.2x10 "A Neurocromatic Biofilatic White Christmas" (2/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: The Gang discovers what is wrong with Krycek... or do they?2x11 "The Camping Trip"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: While Scully and Skiner are away... Mulder, Krycek and Marita decide to go camping in the winter. And Poor Mulder doesn't know what to think.2x12 "Snow Falling Over St. Petersburg"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: Krycek receives some bad news from Russia about his mother... he and Marita fly over to visit her.2x13 "Break Stuff"
Written by: Jill
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG-13, for language
Summary: Mulder thinks he has lost his job at the FBI. So he prepares for life on the streets.2x14 "Spider Paranoia"
Written by: Nate
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek fight over who should kill the spider...that could be an extraterrestrial.2x15 "The Great Escape"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek get sucked into yet another blind date set up by Spender.2x16 "Broken Mirrors"
Written by: Jill
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: What happens when Krycek and Mulder come across the Sliders?2x17 "Sissy Boys"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: The Syndicate on a day off. What do they do? Where do they go? Nowhere.2x18 "Flight 194"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG13 - sensitive material
Summary: When an airplane crashes under mysterious circumstances, Mulder and Scully investigate.

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3x01 "Nosce Te Ipsum"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG13
Summary: The timetable for colonization has been stepped up. Scully is needed now more than ever for both sides... good and bad.3x02 "The New Establishment"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully has moved in with Mulder and Krycek. But how does she really feel when Marita and Skinner move in across the hall from them?3x03 "Friends In Low Places"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2000
Rating: Wrong aka PG13
Summary: After a long night shooting pool at the local bar, Mulder and Scully get a bit intoxicated and disturbing things happen...3x04 "The Pointless Game"
Written by: Mistress of X
Air Date: 2000
Rating: G
Summary: Mulder and Krycek have an argument in a clearing...3x05 "The Website"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully finds out that Mulder and Krycek have been making a website of their own.3x06 "Super Human Men"
Written by: Jill
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder bets he can get on the new TV show "Jackass"...3x07 "Tisk, Tisk. Decisions, Decisions."
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2000
Rating: PG
Summary: Krycek, Skinner, Marita, and Scully get kidnapped by the Smoking-Man... decisions need to be made.3x08 "Crazy Like A Fox"
Written by: Ging
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: A new face at the FBI causes a bit of disturbing behaviour ... especially from Fox Mulder.3x09 "The Almost Perfect Night"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: A day in the office and a night out for Scully and Doggett at an amusement park.3x10 "A New Pet"
Written by: Nate
Air Date: 2001
Rating: G
Summary: Moulder gets a pet monkey, but how does Krychek feel about it?3x11 "Disturbing Behavior"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: The agents get into some trouble concerning their behavior in the office.3x12 "Perils of Being In 3-D: Take Me Anywhere" (1/2)
Written by: Jill
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder makes Krycek go on a Weird New Jersey road trip... bringing back frightful memories for Krycek.3x13 "Perils of Being In 3-D: Nobody's Real" (2/2)
Written by: Jill
Air Date: 2001
Rating: G
Summary: Continuation of "Perils of Being In 3-D: Take Me Anywhere.3x14 "Super Buddies"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder realizes that his buddies are still a bit mad at eachother so he creates a club.3x16 "Ritikki"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Doggett and Scully investigate strange happenings in a little hick town.3x17 "Happy New Year!"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mulder and Krycek invite their friends over to spend the new year with them... Krycek's favorite holiday.3x18 "Fight For Silence"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG - for immature violence
Summary: Mulder and Krycek can't seem to figure out how to turn off their state of the art "Swirling In The Darkness" vacuum cleaner.3x19 "Game Night"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG13 - suggestive situations
Summary: Doggett hosts the next Super Buddies event... and things don't go as he planned...3x20 "A Stormy Night In The Apartment"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder hears scary noises at night and wakes Krycek up to help him.3x21 "Never Trust An Agent With A Loaded Gun"
Written by: Ging
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: There's madness aplenty at the FBI!3x22 "Possessed"
Written by: Nate
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder makes dinner…and mayhem.3x23 "Mowing The Snow"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Summary: What happens when "mowing", "snow" and "Mulder and Krycek" end up in the same sentence?3x24 "The Snowman"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: A snowman turns a bad day into a good day.3x25 "Heart-Shaped Racket"
Written by: Jill
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder makes a new friend on Valentine's Day.3x26 "Road Trip" (Part One)
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 2001
Rating: PG (some language)
Summary: The gang goes on a road trip in the midwest and face a serious problem...

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4x01 "Death Is Only The Beginning"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 15 October 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: After "Road Trip (Part One)", we wonder whatever will happen to Mulder, Scully, Skinner and
Marita, after Krycek drives them straight into a tornado in the middle of nowhere Kansas...4x02 "Fences, Chains and Roses"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 15 October 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Mysterious clouds on The Other side get the gang lost...4x03 "The Place of No Return"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 22 October 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Doggett, Monica and Robert Alfredo spend a Saturday packing up Mulder and Krycek's belongings and find a few surprising things they didn't know about their apartment.4x04 "A New Partners"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 22 October 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Doggett gets a new partner or two...4x00 "Dr. John Frankenstein"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 31 October 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: When Doggett (Dr. John Frankenstein) brings back Fox Mulder from the dead, he has a lot of problems to deal with... (Special Halloween episode of "Fox & Rat" - not in canon with the series)4x05 "Contact Lost Souls" (1/2)
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 5 November 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Virtual Quija boards, The Gunmen and a beautiful psychic lead to the discovery the gang is in trouble on the other side...4x06 "32801" (2/2)
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 12 November 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: It's up to Doggett, Reyes, The Gunmen, and Satori to save the gang from being lost on the other side...4x07 "Static"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 19 November 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Does Agent Doggett have a poltergeist or is it just his friends from the other side?4x08 "Mulder's Presence"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 10 December 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Doggett goes on a date, and Monica is suspicious about their office...4x09 "Day With Bob"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 17 December 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek's spirits get stuck with Bob for a day.4x10 "A Test of Godly Proportions" (1/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 23 December 2001
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully and Krycek disappear and God asks Scully to take over his position.4x11 "Unholy Matrimony" (2/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 14 January 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Krycek is faced with the question of whether or not he'd like to become the Devil.4x12 "Those Were The Days"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 21 January 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully and Marita are returned to their apartment and find their freshman high school yearbook lying out on a coffee table, they remember some silly times while Monica Reyes is at work.4x13 "This Is Who We Are"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 28 January 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica Reyes and Frank Black investigate a strange murder in a small town.4x14 "The Project"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 11 February 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: A man from Scully's past contacts Agents Reyes and Doggett about a child abduction case that is personal to him.4x15 "Olympic Dreams Can Come True"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 4 March 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Doggett and Monica ponder about what their life would have been like in 2002 had they stuck with hockey and made the US Olympic team.4x16 "Monkey Business"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: 11 March 2002
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Doggett, Reyes and Alfredo are alerted to a case involving the "disappearance" of monkeys.4x17 "Cases Never Die"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 18 March 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica finds new evidence about the deaths of the gang and investigates it with Agent Alfredo.4x18 "Come and Gone"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: 25 March 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica takes The Journey to the Other Side, leaving Doggett to wonder what happened.

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5x01 "Road Trip 2: Colorado Springs"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: September 2, 2002
Rating: PG-13
Summary: With a second chance at life, the gang is brought back to the moment they drove into a tornado in the Season 3 finale, "Road Trip", and their adventure continues.5x02 "Road Trip 3: The Long Walk Home"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: September 9, 2002
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Continuation of "Road Trip 2".5x03 "The Laundromat"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 16, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: The gang goes to the laundromat.5x04 "April 4th"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 23, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: It's Doggett's birthday and he's having a bad day.5x05 "Only Us Left Now"
Written by: Jill
Air Date: September 30, 2002
Rating: PG-13 (for a little language)
Summary: Mulder and Krycek are stuck watching over a highway.5x06 "No Fate But What We Make"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 7, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica feels something is missing in the Janitor's lounge and Scully doubts her feelings for Skinner. Just a typical day in the FBI basement.5x07 "The Science of Chocolate"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 14, 2002
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Monica discovers what chocolate means to these people, and then Scully discovers what Skinner has been doing behind her back.5x08 "Picking Up The Tab"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 21, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully gets a date with a hansom Assistant Director. Monica and Doggett go to spy on their date.5x09 "Black Out"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 28, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: What everyone does in a black out.5x10 "Lilac and Rose"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 4, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek have "bad" luck while visiting nowhere Texas.5x23 "The 23rd Episode In The 11th Slot"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 11, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Krycek decides it is time for him to grow up and get serious with Marita, however she has something else on her mind.5x11 "Two Guys, A Waitress and A Lie"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: November 18, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Krycek feels he and Doggett need to get to know each other better and the result is Doggett going out on a date with a waitress named "Danielle".5x12 "Alex In Wonderland"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 25, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: A look inside Krycek's head.5x13 "Saturday"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: December 9, 2002
Rating: PG
Summary: Just one of your typical December Saturdays with the gang.5x14 "A Christmas To Remember"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: December 16, 2002
Rating: PG
Spoilers: The truth about Santa Claus revealed.
Special Dedication: To Sara, Rob and Avery. For this year will most certainly be a Christmas to remember. We love you.
Summary: The gang spends Christmas at Doggett's house.5x16 "The Vegas Strip" (1/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: January 13, 2003
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The gang takes a trip to Las Vegas...5x17 "When All Is Said And Done" (2/2)
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: January 20, 2003
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Part two of Vegas Strip... the day after.5x18 "Scully's 'Alone' Time"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: January 27, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: What was supposed to be a nice evening alone winds up being much much more...5x21 "Out For Ice Cream"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: February 3, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: Doggett has been reinvestigating his son's murder case outside the office and he's having a bad day. Who can help him feel better?5x19 "A 'Traditional' Valentine's Day"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: February 10, 2003
Rating: PG-13 (for slight language)
Summary: Everyone is single on Valentine's Day, and this is what they do...5x15 "Chucky Cheese's At Six"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: Febraury 24, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder adds a new Super Buddy member to the ever growing list.5x20 "Girls Night In"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: March 3, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: Marita plans for a girls night in, but things don’t go her way…5x22 "British Airways Flight 329"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: March 10, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: The revealing mystery behind Marita's betrothal. The gang heads to England for her wedding.

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6x00a "European Voyage: Family Importance"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 7 July 2003
Rating: PG13 - irrational alcohol use, Krycek does bad
Summary: The Covarrubias and Follmer families prepare for the union of their children Marita and Bradley.6x00b "European Voyage: La Vie en Rose"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 14 July 2003
Rating: PG-13 - objectionable language
Summary: The gang takes a trip to Paris, France with the hope that they will find Krycek who has their airplane tickets back to D.C.6x00c "European Voyage: Rising Tensions"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 21 July 2003
Rating: PG-13 - immature adult conversations
Summary: Believing Marita may have run off to Krycek's cabin in the Swiss Alps, the gang take a road trip that is anything but normal, to find her.6x00d "European Voyage: A Journey's End"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 28 July 2003
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The conclusion to the FRVS European Voyage.

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6x01 "Robot 2000"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 8, 2003
Rating: PG-13 -immature Krycek, small language
Summary: The gang returns back from their European voyage and Krycek takes them to a movie!6x02 "Fox & Alex's Evening of Fun"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 15, 2003
Rating: PG-13 (lanuage and stupidity)
Summary: A pizza boy takes Krycek's 20 dollar bill and Mulder and Krycek decided to take action…6x03 "A Jammed Door"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: September 22, 2003
Rating: PG-13 - one objectionable word
Summary: Locked in the bathroom with Scully, Monica, Brad, and screaming Marita.6x09 "My Shirt Isn't Undies"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: September 29, 2003
Rating: PG13 - language and situations
Summary: Skinner and Scully decide that they need to hang out and repair their friendship after some difficulties today and previous days.6x04 "He Said, She Said"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 6, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: Facts don't add up on a case. Doggett and Monica have to report to OPR.6x05 "Dark Secrets"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: October 20, 2003
Rating: PG-13 - adult conversations
Summary: Monica is still angry with John for shooting her. They end up stuck in an elevator with Scully, Brad and Skinner during a power outage.6x06 "Messy Kitchen, Blind Date and Overreactions"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 27, 2003
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Summary: Scully goes on a blind date that Mulder set up. Meanwhile all hell has broken loose among Monica, Brad and Doggett.6x07 "Destiny's Choice"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 3, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: John and Monica get stranded in a haunted house.6x08 "Ice, Ice Baby"
Written by: Cerasi J.
Air Date: November 10, 2003
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Krycek is convinced he can pick up girls by playing hockey and a few mishaps teach him otherwise.6x10 "The Brotherhood"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 17, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder feels threatened when two of his own Super Buddies join Kersh for a weekend cookout.6x11 "Rocky Mountain Camping" (1/2)
Story by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 24, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica and John agree on a Super Buddies outing and they take the gang to Colorado for some cold winter camping.6x12 "Rocky Mountain Misadventure" (2/2)
Story by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: December 1, 2003
Rating: R (language, sensitive material)
Summary: Will Brad live through being pushed off a mountain? Is it possible for Carlos Reyes to help Brad and attempt committing a crime against Scully all at the same time?6x13 "Big Christmas Plan"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: December 8, 2003
Rating: PG
Summary: Krycek devises a plan to have more money to spend during the holidays.6x14 "Silent Night"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: December 17, 2003
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's been nearly ten years since Scully's father has passed away, this Christmas is especially difficult for Scully.6x16 "The Burden of Intuition"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: January 12, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A girl has gone missing, and it's up to the missing person's task force to find her before it's too late. Doggett, Scully and Monica are put on surveilance and the decision of one agent leads to a world of trouble...6x15 "El Rehén"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: January 19, 2004
Rating: R (language, violence)
Summary: A nice vacation from the cold winter in D.C. leaves Doggett, Scully and Monica in a chase to Mexico.6x17 "Such A Ruckus"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: January 26, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: On a not so usual day, events happen that cause... such a ruckus.6x18 "Together, Alone Against The Others"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: February 2, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully's awkward date on Valentine's Day takes a dark turn when an unexpected man comes to talk to her.6x19 "Underneath It All"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: February 9, 2004
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Summary: Mulder's happy Super Buddy Party is ruined when John and Monica break out into a very serious fight.6x20 "Inner Child"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: February 23, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: How exactly is it that Winnie The Pooh can progress the growing relationship between Doggett and Scully on a beautiful Saturday afternoon?6x21 "Sleepless in D.C."
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: March 1, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's very early in the morning on a Saturday and no one can get to sleep.6x22 "Forcing A Super Buddy"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: March 8, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mulder finds a way to make Brad a Super Buddy.6x23 "advocatus diaboli"
Story by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 15, 2004
Rating: PG-13 (violence)
Summary: The continuation of "Forcing A Super Buddy".

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7x01 "mea culpa"
Story by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: September 6, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: It is written, so shall it be done...7x02 "RT-7915-3"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 13, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully and Monica have to become accustomed to their new way of life at The Facility, while Krycek believes he's finally getting what he deserves for betraying his friends.7x03 "Historias del Pasado"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 20, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Brad goes to Mexico to visit Monica’s Grandmama.7x04 "GDI: Garbage Dump Investigators"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 27, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mulder and Krycek investigate “leprechauns”, but they stumble upon something else...7x05 "No Escape"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 4, 2004
Rating: R - sensitive material
Summary: Doggett is assigned his new partner and they investigate Skinner's missing IHOW doggy-bags.7x06 "Troubled Reverie"
Writen by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: October 11, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: While on a case involving a discharged Marine, Doggett has trouble dealing with his own memories of tragic events he experienced while he was in the Middle East during the Gulf War in 1991.7x07 "Falling Off The Wagon"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 18, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John Doggett continues to deal with haunting memories from his past. Perhaps a weekend with friends is exactly what he needs.7x08 "Seeing Is Believing"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 25, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Doggett and Krycek investigate a haunted hotel in Charleston, South Carolina on the Fourth of July.7x09 "Mister Proposal"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 1, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: A nice summer’s day at the office and outside the office.7x10 "The Truth Within"
Wirrten by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 8, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Truths are revealed to Scully that she would have never expected, and Mulder begins to question his marriage to Diana Fowley.7x11 "Spy Dogs"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 22, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Krycek accidentally infects himself with the alien virus.7x12 "My Agents Left For San Francisco"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 29, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek go on a spook hunt.7x13 "Not Today"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: December 6, 2004
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Scully and Monica experience more hardship at the Facility. Skinner attempts to mend his relationship with Kim. Marita moves into her new apartment and repressed memories come back to her.7x14 "Home For Christmas"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: December 13, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully and Monica have plans to escape the facility with a little help from their friends. Meanwhile, Doggett visits his family for Christmas.7x15 "Holly Jolly Christmas"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: December 20, 2004
Rating: PG
Summary: The Christmas party at Skinner's continues, but not without a slight problem with "Star Wars".7x16 "Keep Hope Alive"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: January 17, 2005
Rating: strong R or NC-17
Summary: It’s New Years Day and what exactly is the gang up to after an all-night party? Another Super Buddies adventure, duh!7x17 "Super Buddies Without A Cause"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: January 24, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Betrayal, secrets and lies have all lead up to this.7x18 "Nothing To Fear"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: January 31, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully deals with the aftermath of being at the Facility and decides what she should do now that she has her freedom.7x19 "Not What It Seems"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: February 7, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully meets up with her sister, Melissa, only to suspect that Melissa's new boyfriend isn't what he seems to be. Events unfold that have Scully worried for the safety of a young girl.7x20 "Strip Blood"
Written by: Gothic Spook
Air Date: February 14, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: An undercover assignment in a strip club has Krycek not caring about the employee's dark secret.7x21 "Not So Easy"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: February 21, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully’s relationship with Doggett is shaken after a shootout during a case in Texas.7x22 "The Truth Begins"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: February 28, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder contemplates the past year.7x23 "The Truth About Rats & Lies"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 14, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder speaks with Krycek and his actions are no joke.7x24 "In The Dark"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 21, 2005
Rating: R
Summary: Carlos Reyes strikes again for Monica's first case back, and all Hell breaks loose.7x25 "In The Light"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 28, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Monica faces the events that happened in Corona, New Mexico in 1971.

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8x01 "The Last Heart"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: September 5, 2005
Rating: R (sensitive material, language)
Summary: While searching a mobster apartment, Scully and Reyes stumble upon a clue that leads to an old case of Mulder’s and may have a link to the mystery behind Luke Doggett’s murder.8x02 "Unrest"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 12, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica is called to an old case in the FBI archives and she decides to pursue an investigation. Meanwhile, big changes happen for the X-Files Division and Kersh’s Brotherhood of Directors.8x03 "Up The River"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 19, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica goes to visit her brother Antonio at the Sing Sing Correctional Facility in Ossining, New York. While there, a prison riot breaks out and she must be careful not to let any of the inmates know she’s a Federal Agent.8x04 "Silent Promise"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: September 26, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It’s the Fourth of July and the gang is spending it at John’s cabin. Expect the usual, and expect the unexpected.8x05 "Chance"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 3, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Doggett’s plans for the perfect romantic evening are ruined by a type of ex-boyfriend of Scully’s.8x06 "Close To You"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 10, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Dreams are more real than you think...8x07 "Krycek-Cam"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 17, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Krycek, Spender and Skinner take a night out on the town.8x08 "The Beginning and The End"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 24, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Scully, Doggett and Knowle help Monica make decisions about her wedding dress and a wedding cake.8x09 "Disclosure"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 7, 2005
Rating: R
Summary: John and Monica hang out, and later Dana spills the beans.8x10 "Poodle In A Puddle"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 14, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Mulder and Krycek decide to do a haunted house for Halloween.8x11 "What We Used To Know"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 21, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: It's the day before Monica and Brad are to be married, and the Reyes family is throwing a fiesta to celebrate.8x12 "Moving Forward"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 21, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: The continuation of "What We Used To Know".8x13 "Highly Sensitive"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 28, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: Monica's senses are overwhelming and becoming too much for her to handle alone, while Knowle finds some top secret information hidden away at the Pentagon.8x14 "Moving On Up"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: December 12, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Summary: There are some big changes in the X-Files office, and Mulder shows Krycek his nuclear bomb shelter. Meanwhile Doggett and Scully investigate false claims of alien activity in a small town and discuss the future of their relationship.8x15 "Into The Heart"
Story by: Dana Doggett
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: December 19, 2005
Rating: PG
Summary: The heart wants what the heart wants. In tonight's Christmas episode John and Monica get a first-hand look at their deepest heart's desires.8x16 "Superstar Super Buddies"
Written by: Emma Keturah
Air Date: March 6, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mulder organizes a Super Buddies reunion adventure.8x17 "Stranded I"
Story by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 13, 2006
Rating: PG
Summary: Brad has just received his pilot's license and flies the gang to a warm climate get away.8x18 "Stranded II"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 20, 2006
Rating: PG
Summary: The search for Monica continues, as worry hits Washington, D.C.8x19 "Stranded III"
Story by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: April 3, 2006
Rating: PG
Summary: The conclusion of the “Stranded” Trilogy.8x20 "The Second Friday"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: April 10, 2006
Rating: R
Summary: John Doggett has friends over to watch the opening ceremony of the 2006 Torino Winter Olympics. But… there are suspicious happenings that no one is aware of. Will Monica’s gift kick in on time to save the day?8x21 "One of Their Own"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: May 8, 2006
Rating: R
Summary: Continuation of 8x20 "The Second Friday".8x22 "Keep Your Enemies Closer"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: May 15, 2006
Rating: PG
Summary: Knowle receives some bad news about his mother’s health.8x23 "A Dozen Roses"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: May 22, 2006
Rating: PG
Summary: Skinner makes things right between he and Scully.8x24 "Face To Face"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: May 29, 2006
Rating: R (language)
Summary: Thirteen years ago Luke Doggett was murdered. Thirteen years of unanswered questions and heartache have all led John Doggett to this moment.8x25 "Semper Fi"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: June 5, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mulder meets his secret informant and learns vital information about colonization and the chip in Scully's neck.

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9x01 "Darkness Falls"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 6, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The world you know today is not the world of tomorrow.9x02 "Ad Noctum"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: November 13, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The world has changed and the world of yesterday is forever changed.9x03 "Shut Down"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: November 20, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Brad and Monica seek shelter in an abandoned house in Colorado, while Knowle, Skinner and Scully face the dangers of New York City.9x04 "Demons"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 27, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Skinner must face the past to confront the future.9x05 "Memento"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: December 11, 2006
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What really happened to John Doggett.9x06 "Subversion"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: January 22, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Doggett, Shannon and Charles find themselves under heavy enemy attack while protecting a group of survivors. Meanwhile, Brad, Monica and Comer discover a whole new power to the rock Monica carries from her Grandmama.9x07 "Dharb al Najem"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: January 29, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: John Montgomery reflects back to a time in his past as he seeks shelter at the Strughold Research Facility in New York.9x08 "When Death Comes"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: February 5, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: For fifty-seven days Dana Scully has been in the hands of the alien colonist. What they want from her and what they are up to is revealed.9x09 "All Is Calm, All Is Bright"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: March 12, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mulder, Krycek and Marita work on digging themselves out of their underground bunker, while Scully gives Knowle a Christmas present that's hard to part with.9x10 "Believe"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 19, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Mulder, Krycek and Marita are held captive at an Alien Headquarters after freeing themselves from the bomb shelter. Can they escape, or will the aliens find a way to turn them against each other?9x11 "Enemy Territory"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: March 26, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Krycek struggles to remember what happened to him and who he is while being held captive by a group of people who don’t trust him. Meanwhile, Mulder finds himself stuck in no man’s land.9x12 "AWOL"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: June 11, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The survivalists at the Chicago Airport are hit by new enemies as Charles Scully remembers his past.9x13 "Blood Drops"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 1, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Is there anything out there to keep fighting for when the world around you continues crumbling at your feet?9x14 "Colony"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 8, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Krycek discovers more about himself and the ways of Coleman and his group.9x15 "White Noise"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 15, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Doggett and Shannon continue their journey to the East, but encounter some troubles of their own, and even witness an unforeseen act of kindness.9x16 "Sub Rosa"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 29, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Knowle becomes paranoid of Scully's illness. He risks his life to go into New York City thinking her secret is something else. Meanwhile, Scully discovers he's been hiding something as well.9x17 "Automatic Update"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: December 5, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What if the past could reappear in the present?9x18 "Transmissions"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: December 17, 2007
Rating: PG-13
Summary: What if the future can help the present?

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10x00a "Save The Future: Contact"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 17 July 2009
Rating: R
Summary: Marita travels five years into the future, witnessing the horrible outcome of the alien colonization war. Communicating with the past is vital to save the future.10x00b "Save The Future: Change"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 24 July 2009
Rating: R
Summary: Picking up where season 9 left off, we travel back in time to the year 2007 to see if the future can be changed in the present.10x00c "Save The Future: Whitefall"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: 31 July 2009
Rating: R
Summary: The conclusion of "Save The Future".

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10x01 "City At Sea"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 5, 2009
Rating: PG
Summary: It is five years after our heroes battled the Alien Colonists and life has changed dramatically. Now living at sea on the aircraft carrier, "The Pequod", the gang has adapted to
life. Yet still lurking are the dangers that still threaten them and a race to find a cure is of
the essence.10x02 "Doppeldate"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 12, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It is Krycek's birthday and he fears turning another year older. Just when you think that will be high enough drama for the gang on board the Pequod, another surprise awaits him...10x03 "Embrace The Suck"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: September 19, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: While on land Doggett and Knowle fall into a bit of trouble.10x04 "Mulder Luck"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: September 26, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's Valentine's Day aboard the Pequod and Mulder's got a few surprises up his sleeve, that doesn't stop at the ship's Talent Show.10x05 "Crossover"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: October 10, 2009
Rating: PG
Summary: When a visitor from another reality boards the Pequod only one agent can help her find her way home.10x06 "Distribution"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: October 17, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: First thing's first, save the Breeders, then prepare for war with the Hybrids... if they can survive distribution...10x07 "Causality"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: October 24, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Monica receives a series of visitations from Grandmama Reyes that tells of her inevitable death... or does it?10x08 "Fox & Alex's Halloween Scare"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: October 31, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's Halloween night and the gang find themselves with more than a little haunting to deal with...10x09 "Black Friday"
Written by: Dana Doggett
Air Date: November 14, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It's Black Friday and Mulder has planned a Super Buddies Scavenger Hunt on board the Azure cruise ship. But will this final Super Buddies adventure go without drama? Doubt it.10x10 "The End of an Era"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: November 21, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: On the eve of battle, Mulder and Krycek discuss the end of an era.10x11 "The Final Super Spectacular Adventure of Fox and Alex"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date: November 28, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Earth is facing annihilation and it's up to Fox and Alex to save the day!

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FAx01 "Untitle"
Written by: Dana Doggett & Little Albatross
Air Date:
Rating:
Timeline:
Summary:

About These Stories

"Fox & Alex and The Short Stories are stories that are not contained within the Original FRVS Series or "The X-Files" series. These are simply silly stories that we came up with after FRVS ended. You'll notice that some stories say "pre-season fill-in-the-blank"—this tells you where in the timeline of FRVS the story is taking place (or doesn't take place! LOL). If we are to mock an episode from "The X-Files" television series it would be noted with a spoiler alert for the series. We hope you enjoy these late-to-the-party "Fox & Rat" stand-alone episodes.

FASWx01 "Untitled"
Written by: Little Albatross
Air Date: N/A
Rating: Unrated
Timeline: Unknown
Summary: TBD

About These Stories

What if Fox and Alex ended up in the "Star Wars" universe? Would they ruin the universe they have come to know and love? Would they learn the ways of the Force? Would Darth Vader be forced to join Super Buddies? Or would Alex become obsessed with the Mandalorian himself, Din Djarin? There's a galaxy load of possibilities...

Season 1 - Disc 1

"The Nutcracker" by Tchaikovsky
"The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis & The News
"Fever" by Madonna
"I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston

Season 2

"Territorial Pissings" by Nirvana
"Kumbaya"
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
"Maria" from "West Side Story"
"Noturno String Quartet No. 2 in D" by Borodin

Season 3

"Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks
"Material Girl" by Madonna
"Thank You For Loving Me" by Bon Jovi
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" by WHAM!
"Tourturette" by Nirvana
"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
"Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana
"Nothing Broken But My Heart" by Celine Dion
"Because You Loved Me" by Celine Dion

Season 4 - Disc 2

"Sing, Sing, Sing" by Louis Prima
"Wicked Witch of the West Theme" from "The Wizard of Oz"
"Smokey Joe's Cafe" by The Robins
"Wonderful, Wonderful" by Johnny Mathis
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Taylor
"Time After Time" by Cyndi Lauper
"Talking In Your Sleep" by The Romantics
"The Olympic Games Theme"
"A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"

Season 5

"Cheers" theme song by Gary Portnoy
"Whistle While You Work" from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
"Bad" by Michael Jackson
"Wild Thing" by Joan Jett
"Happy Birthday" by Mildred J. Hill and Patty Smith Hill
"Something In The Way" by Nirvana
"Territorial Pissings" by Nirvana
"The Pink Panther Theme"
"Good Mornin' Life" by Dean Martin
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"
"Can't Help Falling In Love" by Elvis Presley
"Conga" by Gloria Estefan
"I Got You Babe" by Sonny & Cher
"Entr' Acte" to "The Phantom of the Opera"
"Get Down Tonight" by KC & The Sunshine Band
"Someday My Prince Will Come" from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

European Voyage - Disc 3

"Barbie Girl" by Aqua
"Mission: Impossible Theme" by Lalo Schifrin
"I Love Paris" by Ella Fitzgerald
"La Vie En Rose" by Edith Piaff

Season 6

"Holiday" by Madonna
"Somewhere" from "West Side Story"
"Lady Madonna" by The Beatles
"Mockingbird" by Carly Simon with James Taylor
"I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls
"The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers" by Richard and Robert Sherman
"Feel Like Makin' Love" by Roberta Flack
"Knock Down Drag Out" by Weezer
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA
"Don't Turn Around" by Ace of Base
"Talking Bout My Baby" Fatboy Slim
"Sunny Days" from "Sesame Street"
"Love Dream" by Liszt
"Mr. Roger's Neighborhood"
"Ave Maria" by The Carpenters
"White Christmas" by Bing Crosby
"Silent Night" by Bing Crosby
"I Want You To Need Me" by Celine Dion
"I'm Alive" by Celine Dion
Theme song from "Tiny Toons"

Season 6 (con't) - Disc 4

"It's The End of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.
"I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany
"Good Morning" from "Singin' In The Rain"
"Mon Coer's'ouvre à ta voix" from "Samson & Delilah" by Saint-Saens
"Love And Understanding" by Cher
"The Blue Danube Waltz" by Johann Strauss
"I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton

Season 7

"Careless Whisper" by George Michael (7x02)
"Smooth Operator" by Sade (7x02)
"Who Are You" by The Who (7x04)
"Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who (7x04)
"Burning Up" by Madonna (7x05)
"Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley (7x06)
"Wipeout" by The Beach Boys (7x10)
"Mr. Roger's Neighborhood"
"Papa Loved Mama" by Garth Brooks (7x14)
"Jingle Bells" by Frank Sinatra (7x14)
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas" by Bing Crosby (7x14)
"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" by WHAM!
"Singin' In The Rain" from "Singin' In The Rain" (7x22)

Season 8 - Disc 5

coming "soon"

Season 9

coming "soon"

Save The Future

"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
"Brandenburg Concerto" by Sebastian Bach
"The Hokey Pokey"
"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Mr. Postman" by The Carpenters

Season 10

"Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley
"The Circle Of Life" by Elton John
"Crocodile Rock" by Elton John
"Good Morning Life" by Dean Martin
"I Got You Babe" by Sonny & Cher

Soundtrack Cover Art

Because we used to be burn CDs back in the day!

For ten seasons, two movies and everything else in between we have successfully run "Fox & Rat", and we thought we'd share with you what it takes to run a virtual series. This is based solely on how we work.First, find out what's the most important aspect of your virtual series.

Presentation, Delivery, Atmosphere & Color

We create new graphics for every season to fit the atmosphere of the current season. With season six, we used bright pastels, high contrast images. The color palette we used was refreshing. We chose to use refreshing colors because we felt as if we were recreating our series after celebrating our first 100 episodes. With season six, we knew that we finally had a great grasp on our series and where it is going. We wanted this to be reflected in our color theme.With the graphic design for season seven, we want visitors to feel calm. This is due to the fact that our seventh season will most likely go down in FRVS history as being slightly controversial. The colors also reflect a more serious tone, showing once again that FRVS storytelling is evolving.

Know What You're Going To Do

We didn't do this, but it's a good thing to do. Have a season plotted out and have an idea on where you are going for your next season. Not only will this make forshadowing fun, but it also helps with continuity. Continuity is what makes a series great. To be honest, when we started, we didn't do this. Since season five, we learned the power of continuity. We find it fun to weave little character traits and future storylines into episodes as hints, later to be exposed in greater detail. This helps with the natural flow of our series.You don't necessarily have to know how your series is going to end, but it's good to have a few floating ideas. We've got them. Don't engrave your final episode in stone. Your other stories will help build to that final moment.Keep track of your mytharc (if you have one). Keep track of character arcs. It's hard to look back through so many episodes and find all the little aspects you've done for your characters and stories. Keep a notebook. We've started a notebook called "FRVS Indepth Coverage" so we can refer to anything without having to dig through our computer files.Don't just throw a new character in for the heck of it. Give them some lead up before they join your main cast. We've done this several times because of the changes in "The X-Files". John Doggett's first FRVS season was three, and he was only in 8 of 25 episodes. Brad Follmer was only in 8 of 22 episodes in season five. Both of these characters are now main characters. We easily bumped up Brad Follmer with our first part of our 100th episode, "European Voyage: Family Importance". By season six, he had become a main character.Know your characters. How would they react in a certain situation. If you can't do this yet, do it. You have to. You have to "become" your characters when you write. Your characters are your series. They back up your stories. They make your stories. Sometimes you'll find they run your series, and you have no say. That's the best thing that can happen because that's when you know them inside and out.

Don't Be Afraid To Break Rules

Don't write for an audience, write to find an audience.Write comedy. Write drama. Write it all! Just because you're percieved as a comedy, doesn't mean you can't break out and try something a little more serious.Don't be afraid to be controversial. We killed our whole cast! You all hated us, but it helped us grow as story tellers and brought us to where we are today.Write what you like, or you're fucked. If you don't like what you're writing, you won't like your series and won't care about quality. If you write what other people tell you to write, you're driven by others and not your creative vision.Be able to laugh at yourself. Don't take it so seriously or you'll get swamped. Have fun with it. It's your series. You're the executive that calls all the shots. What's more fun than that? If people send feedback that shows that they care about what is happening, that means you have grabbed their attention, that they care about your work. Negative feedback is just as good as positive feedback. You've got them under your spell.

"Get The Shit Out of The Way"

"Oh my god, the stuff we come up with..." - Dana DoggettBrainstorm story ideas. Even the dumb ones that you'll never want to use. Chuckle over the dumb ideas for a bit and move on. You have to get the crap out of your head before you can get to quality. Example: season one through four. This is what our writer's meetings are all about. Sit on the couch and laugh your ass off and move on. If you don't do this you won't get to the quality. How can the good ideas come through if there's too much crap to cut through?

Prepare A Season Well

Get your episodes done well in advanced. The last thing you want to have happen is a delay. We've experienced delays and have learned from it. Now, we have most of our season typed and ready to go by premiere date. At most, over half of our season will be done and the rest works in progress at an advanced stage.Give a week or two break as a mini hiatus near the end incase any unexpected problems arise. This will help you breathe and relax. Don't get too relaxed. If you know you are a master procrastinator (like Dana Doggett), work in a way that you know you will get things done in a timely fashion.During our fifth season, we had a friend in a coma for one month. This happened right as we premiered. She's is one of our closest friends, practically another sister. Doctors were telling us that she wouldn't come out and that they should just put her to rest. Today, she is alive and well. We were able to upload stories on time because they were done. During this time, we didn't do any writing. How could we with what was going on? This is called being prepared for the unexpected. Our Christmas episode, 5x14 "A Christmas To Remember" is dedicated to our friend and her new family.

Make The Most Out of Your Hiatus

Take time off from writing. You won't want to go any longer than a month, if you want to be far ahead in your season by premiere date. Our typical hiatus lasts six months. Yes, half a year. This amount of time allows you to refresh yourself as a writer (especially if your writing staff is you and one other person). After that month, begin writing again. Have a rough outline of story ideas for your upcoming season (fill every slot). Once your ideas are written and more developed, you can begin to reorganize your stories to better make sense for your continuity. Set air dates for your stories (for the whole season). This will help with mapping out deadlines for your writers to have final drafts to your webmaster for uploading on air date. Do not allow a writer to work on a story until the week or two weeks before it will air. Work extremely close with your writers. If you have a large writing staff, make sure everyone knows the season outline (send them a text file of episode summaries and keep this updated often). If they know what is going on, this should help eliminate any continuity problems that could occur.Keep your readers coming. Have re-runs! Add extras. Keep them coming so they don't forget about you. Don't be afraid to talk to your readers, get to know them. It's more fun that way! Adding interactivity to any website makes people want to come back for more.

Promote Your Series

How else will anyone find it? Post to forums, post to mailing lists, let your friends know, contact webmasters near your premiere and ask if they can give you a mention in one of their updates, become affiliated with other related websites and virtual series, put graphics promoting your site in forum signatures, e-mail signatures, etc., submit your site to search engines, get your meta tags right, if you have other websites promote your series there. Whatever you do your goal is to catch the attention of possible readers.

Assign Responsibilities

If you suck at graphics, find someone who can help you out. Any artist wouldn't mind the promotion for their creativity.

FRVS Responsibilities:

Dana Doggett: head writer, main graphics, print ad graphics, season outline, character profiles, content, website layout and design, message board moderator, series project manager (aka: makes sure everyone meets the deadlines), website/series promotion, foreign language researcherLittle Albatross: head writer, website organization, website layout and design, review organizer, print ad graphics, content, webmaster (frontend details: email management, files, cgi, etc.), criminal investigations research/technical advisorAnd remember, don't write for an audience, write to find your audience.

Past Website Layouts

It is incredibly unfortunate that we do not have a screen shot of the very first FRVS website that was hosted on Angelfire. It was a lime green background site with red font! Horrible! And for a time, we didn't know that it was BLINKING because we had forgotten to close a blink tag! See, our Internet Explorer browser hadn't updated to the current version that supported the <blink> tag!Pro tip: NEVER use blink on a website (is that even still supported today??)

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Post-Series

Rule #1 you don't touch Marita.
Rule #2 don't just take things I buy. Food, magazines videos, nothin'. Don't use it without permission.
Rule #3 don't draw in my magazines.
Rule #4 What the hell are you doing with this?!
Rule #5 no making home porn videos that I can find.
Rule #6 Clean up your mess!
Rule #7 DON'T HURT ME PUNK!
Rule #8 DON'T CALL ME PUNK!
Rule #9 You have to be nice to the 'Birthday Boy'!
Rule #10 Don't you ever ever forget your friends birthday!
Rule #11 My birthday is January 28!
Rule #12 My birthday is October 13.
Rule #13 Don't eat my last piece of birthday cake!
Rule #14 Don't jump on my bed!
Rule #15 Don't open windows to make me cold!
Rule #16 Then don't jump on my bed!
Rule #17 Don't mimic what I say!
Rule #18 Rule #17: Don't mimic what I say!
Rule #19 Shut up when I tell you to.
Rule #20 Marita's mine!
Rule #21 No she's not, she's mine!
Rule #22 Don't be obsessive.
Rule #23 Don't be annoying.
Rule #24 Don't jab a knife into my stuffed bunny.
Rule #25 Don't have a stuffed bunny.
Rule #26 Don't throw my things away!
Rule #27 Don't move my favorite chair.
Rule #28 Give me back the essence to my chair!
Rule #29 Don't use my computer!
Rule #30 Don't spit on the floor.
Rule #31 Don't poke me with the pool cue.
Rule #32 Poke me Krycek!
Rule #33 Die!
Rule #34 Don't throw pool balls at me.
Rule #35 You never ever move our endpiece.
Rule #36 Don't leave when I'm talking to you!
Rule #37 Don't talk to me when I'm leaving.
Rule #38 I mean it, don't follow me!
Rule #39 No farting in the elevator.
Rule #40 No scaring the pretty girl in the elevator.
Rule #41 Leave me alone.
Rule #42 Hey! That's my apartment number!
Rule #43 Look when you drive!
Rule #44 Don't fall asleep when you drive.
Rule #45 Hey! That was only one time!
Rule #46 Stop at stop signs!
Rule #47 Don't aim at animals!
Rule #48 Don't tell me how to drive!
Rule #49 Don't listen to yodeling when I drive.
Rule #50 No singing with the yodeling in my presence!
Rule #51 Don't walk in front of me.
Rule #52 Open doors for your friends, Alex.
Rule #53 Don't call me Alex.
Rule #54 Don't slam doors on my face!
Rule #55 Don't act like our friendship is marriage.
Rule #56 Be nice to Bob.
Rule #57 Don't make me look stupid in front of other people.
Rule #58 We have to buy 'Lucky Charms' everytime we run out.
Rule #59 And 'Cheerios'
Rule #60 Don't call me names.
Rule #61 Don't use crayons on our floor.
Rule #62 Don't eat the crayons!
Rule #63 Remember, the PAM can is bug spray.
Rule #64 Throw out old food!
Rule #65 Turn off the oven.
Rule #66 Don't throw water on the oven to cool it down.
Rule #67 Turn off that music!
Rule #68 Don't tell me how to live.
Rule #69 Always have sex in the Love Room.
Rule #70 Hang up the phone when you are done with it.
Rule #71 Krycek always gets to use the phone at nine o'clock pm.
Rule #72 Can I use the phone at nine o'clock pm?
Rule #73 NO!
Rule #74 Lock the apartment doors at night.
Rule #75 And when we are gone.
Rule #76 I get to use the shower before you.
Rule #77 Don't use up all the hot water.
Rule #78 Don't flush the toilet when I'm in the shower.
Rule #79 Mulder gets to take a shower with Scully once in his life.
Rule #80 No...
Rule #81 Make me dinner.
Rule #82 Scully can never cook in our apartment.
Rule #83 Remember "Rule #1".
Rule #84 Don't tell me what to remember.
Rule #85 Keep the toilet seat up.
Rule #86 Pick up your mess in the bathroom, Krycek.
Rule #87 Don't hide my toothbrush.
Rule #88 Male dancers need to wear pants.
Rule #89 Don't invite male dancers to our apartment, Mulder.
Rule #90 What is that smell?
Rule #91 No playing with your blow-up toys.
Rule #92 By the way, where did my blow-up frog go?
Rule #93 Don't play or make paperdolls of Marita.
Rule #94 Don't find my paperdolls!
Rule #95 Grow up!
Rule #96 Don't tell me how to live again!
Rule #97 If Scully calls here, tell her I love her.
Rule #98 Scully is Skinner's! Forever!
Rule #99 Tell me where you go when you go out.
Rule #100 Do you think we have enough rules?
Rule #101 There will never be enough rules.
Rule #102 Don't buy chocolate Mulder!
Rule #103 You don't have to eat it, Krycek!
Rule #104 Feed my fish if I'm not home by midnight.
Rule #105 Don't threaten to eat my fish if I'm not home by midnight!
Rule #106 Don't pop balloons. It hurts my ears.
Rule #107 Get ear plugs because I don't care!
Rule #108 OUCH! My ears!
Rule #109 Don't set the radio alarm clock on the yodeling station.
Rule #110 I'll get my own alarm clock.
Rule #111 Bed time is at eight o'clock pm when we have to work the next day.
Rule #112 On weekends, bedtime is 5 or 6 in the morning.
Rule #113 Wait a minute... eight? What are you on, crack?
Rule #114 When I want to sleep turn off your light.
Rule #115 Don't blare music when I'm trying to sleep!
Rule #116 No fake snoring!
Rule #117 No fake passing gas!
Rule #118 That wasn't fake...
Rule #119 Ewww...
Rule #120 I can't sleep in this room!
Rule #121 I want a glass of warm milk.
Rule #122 hehe... from Marita...
Rule #123 I said, "Rule #1"!
Rule #124 We need cheese.
Rule #125 We just went to the store, we're not going twice in one night.
Rule #126 Buy me my gas for my car.
Rule #127 I get to answer all the phone calls from all the pretty lady voices.
Rule #128 Don't subscribe to phone sex calls.
Rule #129 How about only on weekends?
Rule #130 No waking up before noon on weekends.
Rule #131 We must wear our stupidest PJ's on weekends.
Rule #132 I don't have stupid PJ's.
Rule #133 Watch cartoons on weekends.
Rule #134 Eat junk food on weekends.
Rule #135 Go to Manner's Bar on weekends.
Rule #136 Let me win pin ball games.
Rule #137 I get to drink a whole lot on weekends.
Rule #138 Don't get drunk on weekends.
Rule #139 Don't negate rules that we make.
Rule #140 Crap! We're gonna miss "Syndicate X"!
Rule #141 Don't miss "Syndicate X".
Rule #142 That's the best rule you've made all night.
Rule #143 Don't make fun of my other rules.
Rule #144 Don't make fun of my butt.
Rule #145 Don't tell me what I can and cannot make fun of.
Rule #146 Refer to "Rule #139
Rule #147 When we think someone suspicious is at the door, don't open it.
Rule #148 Never let a woman named Svetlana in.
Rule #149 You have to tell me who this Svetlana chick is...
Rule #150 I'd rather not.
Rule #151 Never ask Krycek about Svetlana.
Rule #152 Never say the name Svetlana in my presence.
Rule #153 Never get a dog.
Rule #154 Remember to ask Krycek why we can't have a dog.
Rule #155 Stop watching news re-runs.
Rule #156 Subscribe to the Playboy channel.
Rule #157 Yeah buddy.
Rule #158 Get me food too when I'm tired and watching tv.
Rule #159 Beer will be the substitute for milk.
Rule #160 It's not the same.
Rule #161 Yes it is...
Rule #162 Buy some milk.
Rule #163 I need sleep.
Rule #164 No buying bowls that make my food come alive.
Rule #165 Find out why the couch always seems brand new.
Rule #166 Marita says we can't go camping in the winter anymore.
Rule #167 Spiders are not going to kill Mulder.
Rule #168 Krycek always kills spiders.
Rule #169 Never go on blind dates that Spender sets up.
Rule #170 Or Frohike.
Rule #171 You and Scully can't scare me like that again.
Rule #172 Our website is the best!
Rule #173 Yeah buddy!
Rule #174 Thank you Ahchoo and Ahsneeze!
Rule #175 Don't ever get a pet monkey again.
Rule #176 Slap my monkey...
Rule #177 SHUT UP!
Rule #178 No more dragging me on weird road trips.
Rule #179 Always wear your Super Buddies t-shirt when we are on Super Buddies outings.
Rule #180 Destroy Super Buddies.
Rule #181 Don't state that 15 year old skaters are hot.
Rule #182 Stop lying to me! Marita doesn't have another boyfriend!
Rule #183 Don't be delusional, Krycek.
Rule #184 I said never to let Svetlana in.
Rule #185 And I said never to let Scully cook in our apartment.
Rule #186 Tell me what that means.
Rule #187 Never celebrate New Years Eve again.
Rule #188 Never tell Doggett we copied videos.
Rule #189 Tell Marita that the "thankful for" is for Thanksgiving and not New Years.
Rule #190 Be nice to Marita.
Rule #191 Don't speak Russian in front of me.
Rule #192 Don't kiss me Krycek!
Rule #193 Scully and Skinner can't do it on our table.
Rule #194 Find out why Marita kept barking at Doggett.
Rule #195 Tell Doggett about Rule #1.
Rule #196 Help me clean the apartment!
Rule #197 Learn to turn off a vacuum.
Rule #198 Don't use my pen.
Rule #199 Don't chew on my pencil.
Rule #200 Don't eat paper.
Rule #201 Buy gum.
Rule #202 Dana Scully thinks you guys have too many rules and need help.
Rule #203 Alex Krycek can't be obsessive over me (Marita Lynn Covarrubias) anymore.
Rule #204 Clean your apartment.
Rule #205 Please...
Rule #206 Give Marita and Dana $1million!
Rule #207 Mulder can't pick team names.
Rule #208 Krycek gets to mud wrestle with Dana and Marita sometime in his life... alone.
Rule #209 She is my lust buddy.
Rule #210 Who is 'she', Krycek?
Rule #211 Never try to mow Doggett's lawn when it's winter.
Rule #212 Don't throw snowballs in my face, it hurts.
Rule #213 Don't help me pack my underwear!
Rule #214 Don't throw my suitcase out the window.
Rule #215 Remember to destroy Super Buddies.
Rule #216 Ask Doggett where we are going...
Rule #217 Don't sing!
Rule #218 You can't make rules without my rationalized approval.
Rules #219 No Super Buddy activities/adventures can physically or mentally harm any species on the planet or in the universe.
Rule #220: Krycek doesn't have to listen to Rule #219 because he hates Super Buddies, and doesn't care.
Rule #221: Krycek can be hateful whenever he wants to!
Rule #222: Monica thinks you boys should grow up a little.
Rule #223: Tell Robert Alfredo about Rule #1.
Rule #224: Make sure Krycek behaves on Goofy Spooky.
Rule #225: Don't tell me how to behave!
Rule #226: That reminds me, don't unplug my computer again!
Rule #227: Don't beat me up for unplugging your computer.
Rule #228: Find out who this Westly guy is and kill him for having to marry Marita.
Rule #229: Don't kill anyone.
Rule #230: Find out how other people have added their rules to OUR ground rules.
Rule #231: It's OK to cry while watching the movie "Ghost".
Rule #232: Don't tell anyone that Krycek cried while watching "Ghost".
Rule #233: You can't interrupt Mulder when he's speaking.
Rule #234: Never call me roomie again.
Rule #235: Mulder is the man in this relationship!
Rule #236: I'm DA MAN!
Rule #237: No you're not.
Rule #238: Don’t throw lamps at the TV.
Rule #239: I can do what I want.
Rule #240: No you can’t
Rule #241: Yes I can.
Rule #242: No you can’t.
Rule #243: Remember rule #236.
Rule #244: Mulder and Krycek have to shut up when we’re watching TV.

How The Rules Came About...

Mulder and Krycek's apartment ground rules first came about in the season 2 episode 2x02 "Ground Rules". Over time these ground rules have been added to, and the original home of the first entire list was at Fox & Alex Build A Website.